Category: Joke Board
The Musical Butthole
This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good
proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and
practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork
in
his butt! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it out and music
starts playing!
"...On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again..."
The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the doctor and drags the
poor
guy back to the table. "Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again,
". .
. On the road again . . ."
The doctor is totally unimpressed... "So what?" he says.
"Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" the guy asked.
"Are you kidding?" says the doctor "Any asshole can sing country
music!"
that's a classic!
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